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What's the only thing gayer than "Suspending the Campaign" Drama Queen John McCain?

It's Pittsburgh's Gayest Comedy Show ever, with gay-friendly host MacYapper, and Headliner Gab Bonesso. This Saturday night! The Brillo Box - 4104 Penn Avenue! 9pm!
Lions and Tigers and Queers, oh my! Yinzer Queen Roxie! Top 'Burgh gay comics John Pridmore, Jason Kirsch, and (stagename) Stoopid! Be there and be square!!!

CHEERING ON THE RACIST MORONS HAS ITS CONSEQUENCES

The McCain campaign's attack mode is hitting raw nerves, exposing this country's inherent racism and ignorance. A Daily Kos diary gives us some highlights of the last 24 hours of false, outrageous, exaggerated, and dangerous claims by both Crazy Gramps and Wasilla Guerilla:


DAILYKOS:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/7/92221/5295/879/622560
- Palin supporters shouted nasty epithets at reporters and an African American AV technician. - Palin made totally unfounded and inflamatory suggestions that Obama is a terrorist or is at least friendly toward terrorists and that he doesn't see the country the way you and I do (wink wink). - In response to the obove comments, one Palin supporter yelled "Kill him!"

Don't underestimate the ignorance of the wingnut supporters. First it is one person yelling "Kill him." Then another yelling that Obama is a terrorist. Where does that lead? Mobs of angry wingnuts looking for violence? Voter intimidation at the polls? Out of control Lying and smearing and intimidation?


The shocked look on McCain's face yesterday when that person in the crowd yelled he's "a terrorist" said it all. He recoiled as if he never expected to hear something like that. It was the look of a guy who just realized that he might have just gone to a dark place he didn't want to go to.


MacYapper - Oh, I don't know. He seems pretty comfortable with libel, slander, and vicious unwarranted personal attacks. Campaign first, country Schmuntry.

Inspiring supporters to shout racial epithets at black audio guys? This crew is un-freaking-believable.

WHO'S SORRY NOW? APPARENTLY, IT'S US

We'll get to Crazy Gramps and his Economic Terrorist Buddies in a moment. But first Rolling Stone's MATT TAIBBI nicely sums up what is wrong with you and me and the people who live next to us, in a piece that's a few days old, but still remarkably relevant.

ROLLINGSTONE.COM MATT TAIBBI:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/23318320/mad_dog_palin

Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.

And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket.



ROLLINGSTONE.COM:
The truly disgusting thing about Sarah Palin isn't that she's totally unqualified, or a religious zealot, or married to a secessionist, or unable to educate her own daughter about sex, or a fake conservative who raised taxes and horked up earmark millions every chance she got. No, the most disgusting thing about her is what she says about us: that you can ram us in the ass for eight solid years, and we'll not only thank you for your trouble, we'll sign you up for eight more years, if only you promise to stroke us in the right spot for a few hours around election time.

MacYapper - Depressing but true. Sigh. However, as your MacYapper opined (I love to state the obvious) on the local PBS/WQED panel show Off Q www.wqed.org last Friday night (yes, it's back... 7:30 WQED Fridays) perhaps, FINALLY, for the first time in a long time, COMPETENCE TRUMPS CUTENESS! Of course, that's only because we're frightened out of our gourds.

"Out of our gourds" - an old school expression for insanity. See, crazed. It's a moldy oldy worthy of Laugh In.

Any excuse to show a photo of Goldie from Oldie.
You know, back in the day, we actually might not have voted for Goldie. But she's probably qualified to be the VEEP these days.


PALLIN' AROUND WITH ECONOMIC TERRORISTS

Speaking of old saws...
Apparently we are judged by the company we keep. The Black Dude went to a local educator's house for a state senate campaign fundraiser years ago. An Obama campaign spokesman said on Morning Joe this morning, Obama did NOT know of William Ayers' past when he went to that fundraiser. They also served on a community board to hand out educational grants, a grant program founded by a raging Republican. As the New York Times has documented, their relationship was NOT close.

And, The Black Dude was EIGHT YEARS OLD when Ayers committed his heinous acts.


Contrast that with John McCain and Economic Terrorist Charles Keating. The last biggest financial mess, prior to the one you're swimming in now, was the S AND L scandal of the late 80's, caused by despicable greedy shady conscienceless monsters like Chuck Keating. And who was his biggest, bestest friend in the whole wide world?

Crazy Grampa was a greedy little vacation whore for his buddy Lucky Chuck.

ROLLINGSTONE.COM:
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/coverstory/make_believe_maverick_the_real_john_mccain/page/7
Charlie Keating, the banker and anti-pornography crusader, would ultimately be convicted on 73 counts of fraud and racketeering for his role in the savings-and-loan scandal of the 1980s. That crisis, much like today's subprime-mortgage meltdown, resulted from misbegotten banking deregulation, and ultimately left taxpayers to pick up a tab of more than $124 billion. Keating, who raised more than $100,000 for McCain's race, lavished the first-term congressman with the kind of political favors that would make Jack Abramoff blush. McCain and his family took at least nine free trips at Keating's expense, and vacationed nearly every year at the mogul's estate in the Bahamas.

There they would spend the days yachting and snorkeling and attending extravagant parties in a world McCain referred to as "Charlie Keating's Shangri-La." Keating also invited Cindy McCain and her father to invest in a real estate venture for which he promised a 26 percent return on investment. They plunked down more than $350,000.

MacYapper - As Crazy Grampa's campaign launches absurd "who's your buddy" slanderous lightning bolts made of sand, there is clear evidence that John McCain befriended one of the biggest greedy ass bastard financial villains in history.

Vacations. Trips on private jets. Illegal. Unethical. Not reimbursed until McCain's whoring became public due to the S and L scandal. These guys were bosom buddies. Best friends for life. And HIS WIFE PLUNKED DOWN THREE HUNDRED GRAND FOR A REAL ESTATE INVESTMENT WITH BOSOM BUDDY LUCKY CHUCK.


And they're trying to tag The Black Dude with aging Weather Underground guy? Are you freaking kidding me?

ROLLINGSTONE.COM QUOTING CRAZY GRAMPA'S OWN BOOK:
http://www.rollingstone.com/nationalaffairs/index.php/2008/10/06/mccain-on-keating/
But there’s quite a bit more about their relationship that comes from McCain himself, in his memoir Worth the Fighting For.

His account is replete with details of unrepentant entanglements and top-dollar favors that would make Jack Abramoff blush.

They were much more than “social friends” as McCain’s lawyer said on a conference call today.

JOHN MCCAIN:
Charlie Keating, his family and associates raised over $100,000 for my first campaign, and for each of the two that followed. That was a hell of a lot of money in those days…. Supporters like Charlie were not easy to come by for a first-time candidate, and I made damn sure that he knew how much I appreciated his support.

More important, I became friends with Charlie, his family, and many of the top executives and employees of his company. [pp. 59]

MacYapper - Whore. Really, everyone in Congress knows you can only get so close to people over whom you are supposed to have oversight. McCain gave this guy the Full Lewinsky, and Chucky gave it right back. It smells. Bad.

If the standard this year is, how close are you to the bad people, Crazy Gramps wins by a landslide.

ROLLINGSTONE.COM - JOHN MCCAIN'S OWN WORDS:
He was as close to the archetype of the high-flying eighties chief executive as anyone I had encountered, and he was a hell of a lot of fun to be around.

On several occasions, he invited Cindy and me to his beautiful vacation retreat at Cat Cay in the Bahamas, flying us there, with our infant daughter, Meghan, and her nanny, on his private jet….

He entertained us lavishly, as was his style. We would all crowd on his yacht, off for a day of swimming and snorkeling, and then return for another extravagant party with the best wine, food, and entertainment available…

I would be lying if I were to deny… just how eagerly I awaited invitations to Charlie Keating’s Shangri-la. (pp.60)


MacYapper - Golly Gosh, my buddy Chuck was a swashbuckling, swarthy, larger-than-life, greedy-ass punk who ruined lives and put the American taxyapers on the hook for billions. But God I loved him because I'm a free airfare and vacation whore, and plus my wife might make some doe getting into bed financially with this greedy asshole. America. Ain't life grand?

ANOTHER SORRY REPUBLICAN WHO'S GOING DOWN THE CRAPPER

No one on earth kissed George Bush's butt more than former... and I emphasize FORMER, because I don't think it's actually sunk in with HER HEINOUS yet... FORMER Copngresswoman Melissa Hart.

Once again, MacYapper has the exclusive proof of his assertion:


Ah, those wild private parties in Crawford.

Missie got smoked by a guy she used to know and used to like, Jason Altmire. She's going to lose again. And bigger.

SURVEYUSA.COM
http://www.surveyusa.com/client/PollReport.aspx?g=4cddcd35-6304-439f-ae3a-f705d9560ced/
The Democrat enjoyed a 12-point lead in the SurveyUSA poll despite the fact that McCain led Obama in the suburban Pittsburgh district, 51 percent to 43 percent. Bush won there by 9 points in 2004, though his job-approval rating there now is just 30 percent. Only 11 percent approved of the job that Congress is doing.

MacYapper - Premature Congrats to our Congressman Altmire. Missy got too big for her britches.

Jason remains, for a Congressman (you HAVE to have SOME ego to did this gig), relatively humble.

MacYapper received a call from Jason after The Zone radio project went kablooey. The Congressman recalled our many spirited discussions on KDKA radio, and said it helped give him credibility with voters the first time around. Whether it's true or smoke was being blown up MacYapper's skirt (see gay comedy show above), we are delighted to believe we added to the campaign of a good, smart, and not right-wing-nutbag Congressman's campaign.

Rock on Jason!

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